One day At A Time

I would be walking down the street and I see someone from a distance and yell out to them…”hey,don’t I know you”! And it happens to be someone I don’t know but also a cross-dresser. I enter the corner store and see a child with it’s mom at the slurpee machine and of course children do not wait on their parents for assistance. This child took not one cup but two cups and tried to get every flavor of slurpee in both cups…it didn’t work out that way..the child had the slurpee all over his clothes before his mother could reach him and half the slurpee’s were on the floor. I walked home and on my way home I saw a cat chasing a dog and a bird going after a cat. I told myself this day is getting stranger by the minute. I get home and my son makes nachos with jalapeño peppers on it remind you that his hands are covered with jalepeno juice all over them;so what does he do…he has a itch and he scratches it and wipes his eyes and face with his hands and tries to wipe his hands with his chest. Well, you can see that he is about to be on fire and all of a sudden he ran to the bathroom screaming because his whole body is on fire…I told him to take a cold shower to get all of the jalapeño juice off of him and he stayed in that shower for a good thirty minutes but not without hearing him scream in agony! My daughter comes over and visits with me and she takes my grandchildren in the backyard and sets up there little sprinkling water hose but one of my grandsons’ has a better idea. He decided to go to the water faucet where the hose is connected and turn it on and off while his mother was fixing the other end of it for their sprinkler.  I was watching him on cable bundles getting her wet and watching her yelling at him to shut it off and then he turns it back on. They were going at this for a good fifteen minutes and my daughter still didn’t stop what she was doing to stop her son from getting her wet. My daughters boyfriend gets to my house and visits with her and my grandsons’. The boyfriend goes out in the middle of the street and plays football with the neighborhood’s children along with my grandson’s…I guess he forgot that he was in the middle of the street when all of sudden one of the children through the football towards him and a car comes at that very moment and the football lands inches away from the windshield of that car because he kind of jumped on that car and caught the ball..it was like watching a NBA player doing a slam dunk but much more dangerously!! This day was full of surprises and I will take one day at a time. How Much is Direct TV? AND, why am I rambling?

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